Why do I have the feeling that Joe Manganiello’s appearance as Big Dick Richie on last night’s MTV Movie Awards was filthier than anything actually will be seen on the big screen in “Magic Mike”?

Here’s Joe, alongside Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum, getting inappropriate with his firefighter’s ax, a golden bucket of popcorn and a married (for now) movie starlet:

(“Magic Mike” countdown: 24 days, 10 hours!)