Poor Joe Manganiello — no matter how he tries to turn us off, he still looks hot as hell. Here he is in his own Twitter pic, all butched up for upcoming movie “Grinder” — a look he tells EW.com has diminished requests from the public for impromptu “Magic Mike” stripper moves:

“Now I have a huge Unabomber beard, with cornrows and full-sleeve tattoos, and I’ve put on probably like 20 pounds. I look like a biker/murderer, which is really what I’m playing. So the body roll asks have subsided.”

Oh, honey, you’re gonna need that heavy artillery to keep us from askin’!

More of Joe’s new interview at EW.com!