Ours is not to ask why, ours is to enjoy. ‘Dancing With the Stars’ brothers Maksim and Val Chmerkovskiy pose naked for People magazine wearing only Pharrell-inspired hats on their private parts. As ridiculous as it sounds, it makes us so happy we could cry.
We can safely say this is the only time we’ve ever wanted to be Elizabeth Berkley, she of “Showgirls” fame and infamy. On last night’s “Dancing With the Stars,” the actress got to be the female filling in a shirtless salsa with hunky pros Val Chmerkovskiy and Gleb Savchenko.
We won’t spoil the evening’s results for you (get a recap here), but we will tell you that the judges gave the trio a perfect 30. Us, we only saw two guys on the dance floor (and two six-packs)! Check out video of the dance for yourself below, along with some more Savchenko shirtlessness:
As requested, Val Chmerkovskiy brought the scorching hot to last night’s “Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars” in the absence of his swoonworthy brother Maks and the sextastic Gilles Marini. Wow. Floored. I looooove surfer flamenco!
This is a big shout-out to Sherri Shepherd, who has been so generous posting Twitter pics of her sexy male “Dancing With the Stars” colleagues that I had to review my checkbook to see if she was on the Swoonworthy payroll!
Check out Sherri’s photos of William Levy, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Tristan MacManus, Derek Hough and her hunky “DWTS” partner Val Chmerkovskiy:
As a display of gratitude to Sherri, let’s vote to keep Team SherVal in the competition as long as possible! These backstage shots are priceless, people!
Are you ready for Monday’s premiere of “Dancing With the Stars“?!? William Levy is bringing the sexy to the contestant side of things, but let us not forget the gorgeous pros who, um, entertain us season after season: