The New York Jets screw Tim Tebow again! The Jets announced this morning that they have released Tebow to the winds, after one season in which he “played only 77 offensive snaps, rushed 32 times for 102 yards and completed 6 of 8 passes,” according to stats compiled by the New York Times.
Gang Green never gave the poor bastard a start at quarterback, even after benching poor Mark Sanchez late in the season, disappointing hordes of fans who dutifully purchased Tebow shirts and snapped up pricey tickets after his breathless arrival in New Jersey.
Remember when America had a good time watching Tebow play for Denver and wondering what exciting, improbable thing would happen next? Those days are long over. THE NEW YORK JETS KILLED TIM TEBOW FOR AMERICA. All of our fun, gone, baby, gone!
Damn, this is depressing. You know what I think will help us feel better? How ’bout some shirtless Tebow running in the rain in slow motion? Yep! You got it: