Pity poor Sean Lowe as he prepares for the inevitable bashing on Monday’s “Women Tell All” episode of “The Bachelor“… chances are good that AshLee will have found some words to say to him by now. Good luck with that, man!
Here’s hoping Sean can console himself with the fact that he’s done an amazing job developing his thighs — something so many other guys with well-developed chests have overlooked… Sean Lowe: Thursday Thighmaster!
Part one of this week’s two-part “Bachelor” extravaganza didn’t go so well for Bachelor Sean Lowe last night — and it didn’t go too well for us man-candy fans, either: Sean didn’t take off a stitch of clothing. Tonight’s “The Bachelor Tells All” episode doesn’t look too skin-filled either, so we thought we’d keep your spirits up with the ab-solutely hunky animated gifs of Sean Lowe shirtless!
Click the images to roll the gifs:
Somehow we are two episodes in to this season’s “The Bachelor,” and ABC hasn’t turned Sean Lowe into a man whore yet! Remember this day. But things did get pretty touchy-feely — with mostly him being touched and felt — during the group Harlequin photo shoot date. The big winner is above; click to enlarge our personal fave (below). Two more Harlequin pics can be viewed at EW.com!
I’m starting to worry a little less that the reality-skewing “Bachelor” machine will take my dear, sweet Sean Lowe and eat him alive — mostly thanks to his tweets, which are full of fun and charm. And we never tire of looking at Sean (as much of him as possible), so we love his twitpics the best, along with his shirtless Instagram ones! Here are 8 great examples:
Sean Lowe on the Web:
Team Malcolm! Yeah, we’re the ones still watching “Survivor” — and totally loving it, btw — thanks to the awesome and charismatic Malcolm Freberg, who’s been owning our hearts, minds and lady parts this season!
If the handsome 25-year-old bartender doesn’t take home the million dollars on Sunday’s season finale of “Survivor: Philippines” (airs 8pm ET on CBS), it won’t be for lack of effort. He and partner-in-crime Denise Stapley have simply crushed the odds, surviving an epically pathetic tribe and multiple back-stabbing attempts to emerge triumphant in the show’s final four.
We love Denise ’cause she’s smart, fit and a total badass, but mostly because she’s a sex therapist (!). Yet we are just hot-hot-HOT for Malcolm, his long hair, his blue eyes, his smile, his physical prowess, his charm and his sense of humor:
“I’m smart, I’m athletic and I’m nice to look at.”
That about sums it up — give this stud a million bucks already!
P.S. We all should really be following him on Twitter!
More sexy Survivors:
Jay Byars’s Sexy Torso
Jeff Probst’s Cute Dimples
Grant Mattos’s Hot Makeover
Jud ‘Fabio’ Birza Shirtless Celebration
In the worst-kept secret since Ashton & Mila — plus, we called it waaaay back — Sean Lowe has been named the next Bachelor!
We love, love, LOVE Sean, who seemed like a genuinely nice and unassuming (although hunky) guy on Emily’s season of “The Bachelorette.” She was a fool to break his heart.
But now we’re afraid that ABC is going to break our hearts with this casting news: Please, please don’t ruin sweet Sean and turn him into a man whore, ABC!
The Lowe down:
Sean Lowe Shirtless
Sean Lowe’s Shirtless Push-ups
Sean Lowe Is the New Bachelor (People)
