Swoonworthy

And just like that, I have a new favorite soccer player in Canada — FC Edmonton’s gorgeous part-time model Lance Parker!

Check out an in-depth (“Boxers or Briefs?”) interview at Kickette — and follow the man himself on Twitter (@lanceAparker)!

Take a good look, everyone … this is all the Ibra you’re going to be seeing lately!

If you’re like us, you watch the Super Bowl for three things:

1) Football hunks in action (duh)
2) Halftime performances (good and bad)
and
3) The commercials (usually involving cute animals or kids)

As for ads, I think this one is going to be a favorite.

Click to watch David Beckham’s new H&M underwear ad, airing during the second quarter of the Super Bowl:

Check out the collection itself at H&M’s website.

P.S. The behind-the-scenes making-of video is pretty sweet, too — you would not BELIEVE the job that these women have!!

Admittedly, I’m not exactly lingering on Cristiano Ronaldo’s thighs in this picture (my eyes keep on roaming) … but his thighs are here if you need ‘em!

Except for one sweet, ultimately wasted pass in front of goal, Marco Borriello didn’t achieve a lot in his 15-minute-or-so debut for Juventus. But we can confirm this: he looked goooood in black and white.

Quick question for you Borri lovers: What do we think of the hair this time out?

How to make me root for a soccer team in one easy step: Hire my fantasy husband, the silver-foxy Italian coach Roberto Donadoni! Way to go, FC Parma! (BTW, Parma, I totally love your cheese.)

Now if we can just get Handsomest Man in the World Marco Borriello traded there after his loan to Juventus expires …