Swoonworthy

And just like that, I have a new favorite soccer player in Canada — FC Edmonton’s gorgeous part-time model Lance Parker!

Check out an in-depth (“Boxers or Briefs?”) interview at Kickette — and follow the man himself on Twitter (@lanceAparker)!

Take a good look, everyone … this is all the Ibra you’re going to be seeing lately!

If you’re like us, you watch the Super Bowl for three things:

1) Football hunks in action (duh)
2) Halftime performances (good and bad)
and
3) The commercials (usually involving cute animals or kids)

As for ads, I think this one is going to be a favorite.

Click to watch David Beckham’s new H&M underwear ad, airing during the second quarter of the Super Bowl:

Check out the collection itself at H&M’s website.

P.S. The behind-the-scenes making-of video is pretty sweet, too — you would not BELIEVE the job that these women have!!

Admittedly, I’m not exactly lingering on Cristiano Ronaldo’s thighs in this picture (my eyes keep on roaming) … but his thighs are here if you need ‘em!

Except for one sweet, ultimately wasted pass in front of goal, Marco Borriello didn’t achieve a lot in his 15-minute-or-so debut for Juventus. But we can confirm this: he looked goooood in black and white.

Quick question for you Borri lovers: What do we think of the hair this time out?

How to make me root for a soccer team in one easy step: Hire my fantasy husband, the silver-foxy Italian coach Roberto Donadoni! Way to go, FC Parma! (BTW, Parma, I totally love your cheese.)

Now if we can just get Handsomest Man in the World Marco Borriello traded there after his loan to Juventus expires …

David Beckham continues his off-the-field heroics with this shoot for his H&M bodywear line, coming next month. This AND he’s believed to be staying in L.A.?

We are pleased.

We were just about to bitch about how much we’ve missed Most Handsome Man in the World Marco Borriello when we caught him in this odd outfit over at Kickette. Click to enlarge the pics below — the ones not showing his bottom half actually look pretty good!

And, somebody, please let him see some action!

Top image via Calcio Nel Cuore!