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Tim Tebow Is on the Loose!

The New York Jets screw Tim Tebow again! The Jets announced this morning that they have released Tebow to the winds, after one season in which he “played only 77 offensive snaps, rushed 32 times for 102 yards and completed 6 of 8 passes,” according to stats compiled by the New York Times.

Gang Green never gave the poor bastard a start at quarterback, even after benching poor Mark Sanchez late in the season, disappointing hordes of fans who dutifully purchased Tebow shirts and snapped up pricey tickets after his breathless arrival in New Jersey.

Remember when America had a good time watching Tebow play for Denver and wondering what exciting, improbable thing would happen next? Those days are long over. THE NEW YORK JETS KILLED TIM TEBOW FOR AMERICA. All of our fun, gone, baby, gone!

The Jets have seriously butt-fumbled this entire QB personnel episode, and now they’re back to screwing with Sanchez’s head by drafting QB Geno Smith.

Damn, this is depressing. You know what I think will help us feel better? How ’bout some shirtless Tebow running in the rain in slow motion? Yep! You got it:

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Tim Tebow on Facebook
Noisy Courtship, Quiet Breakup: Jets Dump Tebow (NYTimes.com)

Eric Decker Makes Proactiv Look Good

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In this new Proactiv ad, Eric Decker credits the acne treatment product for making him look good. There is an argument to made for the exact opposite — and, let me say, Eric Decker as ad pitchman is really, really working for me. More please, Madison Avenue!

Watch the full ad below, featuring closeups of the football player’s handsome face, several sexy shots of him shirtless and general images of him just being the massive hunk that he is:

Don’t miss today’s wonderful ESPN feature on Eric and Denver Broncos teammate Demaryius Thomas — and definitely don’t miss the guys in NFL playoff action vs. the Baltimore Ravens this Saturday (4:30pm EST on CBS)!

Russell Wilson: NFL Rookie of the Year?

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The Seattle Seahawks’ Russell Wilson is the only rookie quarterback still in the NFL playoffs — could Offensive Rookie of the Year be far behind?

Pics via Seattle Seahawks on Facebook and Russell Wilson’s Instagram!

Mark Sanchez, We Still Love You!

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Not a great day to be New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. Not a great YEAR to be Mark Sanchez. Remember when Tim Tebow came to town and we thought this season might actually be kinda fun? Yeah… no.

The season ended in utter disaster for Sanchez and the Jets last night, in yet another humiliating display on national TV (will anyone ever be able to forget Sanchez’s butt fumble?!). While many Jets fans primarily blame Mark, we blame the Jets’ front office (1) and coaches (2) much, much more.

The Jets made heinous personnel changes over the past couple of years, with the Tebow trade the capper. Some athletes are motivated by fear, others are motivated with hugs. It’s up to general managers and professional sports coaches to know the damned difference!

Us, we’re giving Mark the hug he so terribly needs.