Challenger Cain Velasquez beat Ultimate Fighting Champ Brock Lesnar in the first round to take the heavyweight title Saturday night in Anaheim, Calif. The Mixed Martial Arts fighter has still never lost a single round. We here at Swoonworthy HQ are not big fans of violent sports, but we are big fans of near-naked and beefy but fit, athletic dudes. So let’s call this one a draw. Congrats, Cain!