So Derek Jeter apparently sends his one-night stands home with gift bags of signed memorabilia (“usually a baseball”).
Is there a problem with that? I’ve been close enough to the gorgeous Yankees stud to exchange pleasantries (sigh, no, still not a euphemism) and I can tell you after getting lost in his penetrating eyes I wouldn’t need an autographed ball to feel great about myself after a special night with Captain Clutch.
But shhhhh! Don’t tell him that. ‘Cause I really, really want a ball too.
And in case you also require a memento, the Frisky answers the burning question “What’s In a One-Night Stand Gift Bag?“






















