Congrats to everyone’s favorite half-naked soccer player, David Beckham, on his retirement. Bad news for fans planning a Beckham stalking trip to Paris, good news for the rest of us, as he plans to expand “Brand Beckham.” And it’s really great news for David himself, as now he can just hang around in his underwear all day! Doesn’t matter if it’s Armani, H&M or wild banana hammock — 24 Photos of David Beckham in His Underwear!
The New York Jets screw Tim Tebow again! The Jets announced this morning that they have released Tebow to the winds, after one season in which he “played only 77 offensive snaps, rushed 32 times for 102 yards and completed 6 of 8 passes,” according to stats compiled by the New York Times.
Gang Green never gave the poor bastard a start at quarterback, even after benching poor Mark Sanchez late in the season, disappointing hordes of fans who dutifully purchased Tebow shirts and snapped up pricey tickets after his breathless arrival in New Jersey.
Remember when America had a good time watching Tebow play for Denver and wondering what exciting, improbable thing would happen next? Those days are long over. THE NEW YORK JETS KILLED TIM TEBOW FOR AMERICA. All of our fun, gone, baby, gone!
The Jets have seriously butt-fumbled this entire QB personnel episode, and now they’re back to screwing with Sanchez’s head by drafting QB Geno Smith.
Damn, this is depressing. You know what I think will help us feel better? How ’bout some shirtless Tebow running in the rain in slow motion? Yep! You got it:
More:
Tim Tebow on Facebook
Noisy Courtship, Quiet Breakup: Jets Dump Tebow (NYTimes.com)
Is it any wonder that the first televised golf event I couldn’t take my eyes off of featured the dashing Adam Scott? Yep, this guy is so good looking I had to create a “Golf” category just for him. So it’s no surprise that the 32-year-old golfer, the first Aussie to ever win the Masters, looks great in a green sport jacket too. Congrats, Adam, and welcome to our club!
More Hot Scott:
Adam Scott Feeling the Majors Love (ESPN)
Adam Scott Wins Masters, the First for Australia (USA Today)
Images via Adam Scott’s Official Facebook
Hell, jeah! Take a look at the first full trailer for Olympic hero Ryan Lochte’s upcoming E! reality show, “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?”:
The question is not how did I get so far in life without learning about Calcio Fiorentino, the question is what the hell have I been doing with my life up to this point?!? I practically majored in history, Italian culture, sports and men! Buff, shirtless guys in colorful medieval garb wrestling each other?
I. AM. SO. IN.
Ryan Lochte might not know a lot of things, but he knows how Twitter works! Here he shows his fans his spray tan (and his underwear) for an ESPN photo shoot… hope it’s for the next ESPN Body Issue!
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