David Beckham is retired from the soccer pitch, but he still is keeping himself in top form, as you can see in these newly released images. Beckham shared the shots of him modeling his new H&M swimwear line via his Facebook page late last week. He remains an impressive specimen, which makes us very happy. We just wish Becks looked a little happier about taking his clothes off yet again. More pics below!
Eric Decker is a New York Jet. Repeat: Eric Decker is a New York Jet. We go to sleep and he isn’t a Jet — we wake up and he totally is. IS THIS REAL LIFE?!?!
It’s not only real life, it’s a fantasy come true: The No. 1 hottest guy in the entire NFL has signed with our hometown team. Decker reportedly says that the Denver Broncos, his team for the last four years, never even offered him a deal. A shame for many reasons, not the least of which is how spectacular he looks in orange. We dare say he’ll look pretty damn great in green too. (Spoiler alert: He looks flawless in — and out of — everything.)
The wide receiver was a popular fantasy league pick last season, thanks to his fruitful association with Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning. No one, least of all the Jets themselves, yet knows what the future holds for the QB position of Gang Green. Expectations are that last season’s rookie quarterback, Geno Smith, will retain the spot, despite mixed on-field results. If so, we hope that Geno — unlike Tim Tebow when he was with Denver — will throw Decker the damned ball.
Prognosticators are also saying that the Jets will cut swoonworthy QB Mark Sanchez, who was injured all last season. This is terrible news for those of us hoping for a fantasy team of a different kind. Can you imagine if Mark were the starter again and Eric was his favorite target? I mean, can you IMAGINE? Wow. Might need to take a break for a minute … Wow.
USA swimmer Ryan Lochte reminds us why we prefer the Summer Olympics to the Winter Olympics. (Here’s a hint, in case you can’t figure it out.) The 11-time Olympic medalist and former reality star shared a couple of sexy shots of his recent photoshoot for Speedo on Instagram, and we’re all like “Jeah!”
We’re also happy that his manager and the Speedo company itself have been in a sharing mood, posting pics of Ryan and fellow Olympians Nathan Adrian, Cullen Jones, Eddie Moses and more:
So much beautiful skating, so much beautiful hair. I was transfixed by the USA’s Charlie White and his flowing blond locks as he and partner Meryl Davis twizzled their way around the rink at the Sochi Olympics today and yesterday. Apparently, we are not alone. Congratulations, Davis and White! (And, yes, Charlie’s White’s Hair has its own Twitter account!)
A hearty congratulations to Russell Wilson and his Seattle Seahawks on their Super Bowl XLVIII victory. The game was abysmal, but the commercials were good fun and halftime entertainer Bruno Mars killed it, as always. Second-year quarterback Wilson only just missed making last season’s Top 10 Hottest Football Players list, but with photo shoots like the ones seen recently in Men’s Fitness and GQ, it’s only a matter of time before he cracks the tally. Congrats, Russell!
Clearly not satisfied with No. 9 showing on our list of the Top 10 Hottest Football Players, Victor Cruz is taking measures to increase his placement on next season’s tally.
The handsome New York Giants wide receiver and clothes horse appears shirtless in the new issue of Vogue, in a pictorial by Mario Testino called “Kate Upton’s Super Bowl Party With the Giants and the Jets.” He’s the only player to appear shirtless in the spread (much to the overly clothed Michael Strahan’s chagrin), which you can see the rest of here.
“I did a few sit-ups” before the shoot, Cruz admitted on today’s “Live With Kelly and Michael.” It looked as if the worked out before his appearance on the morning show too, because his biceps were fairly busting out of his Hilfiger suit.
It’s hard to tell from this particular pose, so ya gotta trust us:
Remember David Beckham‘s 2012 Super Bowl ad for H&M, starring his tattooed torso clad only in underwear? Well, he’s back again for this year’s big game, and we’re hoping that he’s back also showing a ton of skin. This is where YOU come in, people!
H&M is giving fans the chance to choose which version of their latest David Beckham Bodywear commercial will be shown during Sunday’s Super Bowl, uncovered (yay!) or covered (killjoys). I think you know what to do. You have until Saturday to vote here.
In the meantime, check out some delicious images from the ad of David in his undies: