Swoonworthy

The headline above is a mild understatement, no? For your Monday viewing pleasure, 17 pics showing “What’s Your Number?” star Chris Evans shirtless!

Somehow, Sting is turning 60 years old (!) on Sunday. Seems only yesterday we all got hot for teacher and imagined the Vampire Lestat of our dreams!

Click the pics below to RSVP for Sting’s Sexy 60th Birthday Celebration!

Brad Pitt … so much better without sound, right Team Aniston?

Check him out in his new movie, “Moneyball,” opening today … and be sure to click below for the Hottest Pictures Ever Taken of Brad Pitt!

He’s been steaming up my TV screen for so dang long that it’s no surprise that “NCIS” hunk Mark Harmon is having a landmark birthday today, but 60?!?!! Really?! Wow, he is well preserved!

Mark was, after all, People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive of 1986 — yeah, when he was on “St. Elsewhere” (man, now even I feel old)!

P.S. Nothing to see here, folks!

“Hawaii Five-O” star Alex O’Loughlin’s 35th birthday today is a great excuse for an Alex O’Loughlin Shirtless Extravaganza! Click the pics to enjoy!

A great big thank you to Lisa Bonet for bringing yet another sexy man to the world’s attention: her partner and baby daddy, Jason Momoa. The former “Baywatch” and “Stargate: Atlantis” stud recently made waves as “Game of Thrones” warlord Khal Drogo and now stars as the titular beefcake in “Conan the Barbarian 3D” — good lord, to see this man in 3D? In a loincloth? *THUD*

Oh, and another big shoutout to Rose McGowan for pointing out Momoa’s “epic” backside — which is indeed epic, as you can see for yourself in this NSFW (yet totally worth the risk!) screen shot.

The 32-year-old actor has looked great and worn little since the beginning of his career, as you can see for yourself in the gorgeous pics here!

Click below to enlarge 24 Shirtless Photos of Jason Momoa!

Screen icon/hot stuff Robert Redford turns 75 today. Click the pics to check out the way he was (hubba, hubba, Hubble!):

Happy 29th birthday to abtastic “Twilight” and “Burlesque” star Cam Gigandet!