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Our Eric Decker Fantasy Comes True

Eric Decker Jets

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Eric Decker is a New York Jet. Repeat: Eric Decker is a New York Jet. We go to sleep and he isn’t a Jet — we wake up and he totally is. IS THIS REAL LIFE?!?!

It’s not only real life, it’s a fantasy come true: The No. 1 hottest guy in the entire NFL has signed with our hometown team. Decker reportedly says that the Denver Broncos, his team for the last four years, never even offered him a deal. A shame for many reasons, not the least of which is how spectacular he looks in orange. We dare say he’ll look pretty damn great in green too. (Spoiler alert: He looks flawless in — and out of — everything.)

The wide receiver was a popular fantasy league pick last season, thanks to his fruitful association with Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning. No one, least of all the Jets themselves, yet knows what the future holds for the QB position of Gang Green. Expectations are that last season’s rookie quarterback, Geno Smith, will retain the spot, despite mixed on-field results. If so, we hope that Geno — unlike Tim Tebow when he was with Denver — will throw Decker the damned ball.

Prognosticators are also saying that the Jets will cut swoonworthy QB Mark Sanchez, who was injured all last season. This is terrible news for those of us hoping for a fantasy team of a different kind. Can you imagine if Mark were the starter again and Eric was his favorite target? I mean, can you IMAGINE? Wow. Might need to take a break for a minute … Wow.

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Eric Decker: Swoonworthy’s No. 1 Hottest NFL Player Shirtless for GQ

Eric Decker shirtless GQ

GQ

The single most important reason to root for the Denver Broncos to advance to the Super Bowl this weekend, wide receiver Eric Decker poses with his pregnant wife in the upcoming issue of GQ. Swoonworthy’s No. 1 Hottest Football Player of the season takes off his shirt to sell jeans — hey, makes perfect sense to us! Scroll down for more pics from the hot shoot…

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Eric Decker Off the Field, in Your Living Room — OMG!

Eric Decker and Jessie James

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Game on, people! Gone are the days of squinting to catch a glimpse of Eric Decker on our televisions. The superfine Denver Broncos wide receiver is no longer just one of dozens of similarly overdressed figures on a football field. Well, yes, he is still that, of course. But he’s also something else, something way better for our ogling purposes: As of this weekend, our No. 1 Hottest Football Player of 2013 is also a reality-TV star!

Decker stars with his then-fiancee, country singer Jessie James, in the E! reality series “Eric & Jessie: Game On,” premiering Sunday at 10pm ET. The series follows the social-media savvy and preternaturally photogenic couple through a series of hijinks and adventures as they prepare for their wedding. Spoiler alert: The lovebirds did in fact get hitched over the summer, and are now expecting their first child! Congrats, you crazy kids!

The stars have been a lot of fun to follow on social media, sharing their lives and loves wholeheartedly, and we have to believe they’ll be just as open and engaging on camera. Plus, the show is an amazing opportunity for fans to see Eric off the field, without his helmet and pads — and, let’s hope, without his shirt!

Check out promo videos for ‘Eric & Jessie: Game On':

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Top 10 Hottest Football Players 2013

Hottest Football Players

Thirty-two teams, 53-player rosters each. Take it from us: There’s a lot of M-A-N in the NFL. We know, ’cause we looked at them all to produce this list of the National Football League’s 10 hottest players 2013!

We take our research a little too seriously and are crazy picky about our picks. So, if you’re upset that Tim Tebow didn’t make our cut, for instance, please understand that it was because he got cut by the New England Patriots, not us. Blame Bill Belichick (we love doing that)! Speaking of the Pats, veteran tally topper Tom Brady got edged off our list this year by a new teammate. Hope that doesn’t mean Brady won’t throw him the ball!

To make the most of this list — which is ranked in reverse order by hotness — you don’t have to know the difference between a wide receiver and a running back, but you simply must have an appreciation for a tight end (sorry). Keep scrolling below to join us in counting down the Top 10 Sexiest NFL Players of the 2013-2014 Season!

10. DANNY AMENDOLA, New England Patriots

Hottest Football Players: Danny Amendola

Position: Wide receiver
Age: 27
Marital Status: Single (we think … we hope)
What Makes Him Swoonworthy: That smirk, those biceps (tie)

Tom Brady’s brand-new weapon is actually an NFL veteran who most recently played for the St. Louis Rams. At 5’10” the Texas native is called “undersized,” like his pretty Pats predecessor Wes Welker. The oft-hurt Amendola was just listed with a groin injury (no, not there!). Let’s hope it doesn’t keep him off the field: The civic-minded player has pledged to donate $100 for every pass he catches — and $200 for every dropped pass, haters! — to a relief fund for victims of the Boston Marathon bombings.

9. VICTOR CRUZ, New York Giants

Hottest Football Players: Victor Cruz

Position: Wide receiver
Age: 26
Marital Status: Has longtime girlfriend
What Makes Him Swoonworthy: Gotta love a man who can dance!

The player who brought salsa dancing into the stadium has so much style to spare he started his own clothing line. The New Jersey native is so famously well groomed he has even just been named a spokesman for Gillette. Check out how he gets that 6-foot body of his in Super Bowl shape: “Every three weeks or so I get a manicure and pedicure, and every other week I get a massage. You have to do those little things to keep your body in shape. In the long run it pays off.” Oh, my, and how!

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Eric Decker’s Wedding to Girlfriend Jessie James Is Here

Time for another football hunk to walk down the aisle, sports fans! Country singer Jessica James is set to become Denver Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker’s wife this weekend:

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No jealousy. Like when the prom king marries the prom queen, or the high school quarterback dates the head cheerleader, it is the natural order of things. It is right and good.

They make a fantastic couple, both equally gorgeous and gregarious, as TV viewers will learn from their upcoming E! reality show, “Love and Other Contact Sports: Eric and Jessie,” premiering in late summer.

They’re also very generous with their fans via their various social media channels, regularly sharing their many goofy moments and their unabashed affection for each other, as well as an abundance of cute dog photos. Oh, and smooching. OMG, SO MUCH smooching.

And their combined perfect teeth, hair and skin should make for some stunning babies, should the occasion arise.

Congrats to Eric and Jessie for everything! Let’s celebrate their union with some of our favorite images from their courtship: 21 Adorable Photos of Eric Decker and Jessica James! (Can’t wait until we get to see their amazing wedding pics!)

Get a little taste of “Love and Other Contact Sports: Eric and Jessie”:

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Eric Decker Makes Proactiv Look Good

Eric Decker shirtless in Proactiv ad

Eric Decker for Proactiv

In this new Proactiv ad, Eric Decker credits the acne treatment product for making him look good. There is an argument to made for the exact opposite — and, let me say, Eric Decker as ad pitchman is really, really working for me. More please, Madison Avenue!

Watch the full ad below, featuring closeups of the football player’s handsome face, several sexy shots of him shirtless and general images of him just being the massive hunk that he is:

Don’t miss today’s wonderful ESPN feature on Eric and Denver Broncos teammate Demaryius Thomas — and definitely don’t miss the guys in NFL playoff action vs. the Baltimore Ravens this Saturday (4:30pm EST on CBS)!

Eric Decker Can Sell Me Anything

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Happily, he chose these gorgeous bags!

Handsome Denver Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker shills for fine leather accessories producer Borlino:

P.S. Yeah, Eric’s beard in these pictures is nice, but have you seen his amazingly impressive mustache lately?