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Eric Decker Makes Proactiv Look Good

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Eric Decker for Proactiv

In this new Proactiv ad, Eric Decker credits the acne treatment product for making him look good. There is an argument to made for the exact opposite — and, let me say, Eric Decker as ad pitchman is really, really working for me. More please, Madison Avenue!

Watch the full ad below, featuring closeups of the football player’s handsome face, several sexy shots of him shirtless and general images of him just being the massive hunk that he is:

Don’t miss today’s wonderful ESPN feature on Eric and Denver Broncos teammate Demaryius Thomas — and definitely don’t miss the guys in NFL playoff action vs. the Baltimore Ravens this Saturday (4:30pm EST on CBS)!

Eric Decker Can Sell Me Anything

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Happily, he chose these gorgeous bags!

Handsome Denver Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker shills for fine leather accessories producer Borlino:

P.S. Yeah, Eric’s beard in these pictures is nice, but have you seen his amazingly impressive mustache lately?

Eric Decker Wins at Life

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Go ahead and make fun of Eric Decker for tripping over thin air in front a national television audience on Monday Night Football last night…

While the Internet tries to make “Deckering” a thing, the Denver Broncos wide receiver shows that he can laugh at himself along with the rest of us:

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Eric Decker is sexy, super talented, adores dogs, loves his woman, is a dedicated do-gooder and has a sense of humor about his foibles. In short, ERIC DECKER WINS AT LIFE. It would only be right to take this time to celebrate him:

Follow Eric on Twitter, Facebook and his Denver Broncos blog!

Previously: The Big Winner of the NFL Trade Insanity? Us.

Here’s the Big Winner of the NFL Trade Insanity

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Who’s the big winner in all the recent NFL trade insanity — Peyton Manning to Broncos, Tim Tebow to Mark Sanchez’s Jets. Manning? No. Tebow? No. Sanchez? Certainly not.

So who’s the big winner? WE’RE THE BIG WINNER, PEOPLE! Yes, we get to watch Sanchez and Tebow fight it out for quarterback playing time, ideally naked and oiled up (all hail the start of the Tebow-Sanchez slash-fiction golden age!). Failing that best-case scenario, we are no doubt in for a cute photo shoot of the two of them together. Clothed. Probably in full uniform and pads. Whatever. We’ll take it!

But the other big pay-off for us? More Eric Decker. MUCH MORE Eric Decker. (Some of you watch football and know what I’m talking about. You can skip the next paragraph.)

Eric Decker and Tim Tebow were on the same team (Broncos). Eric catches balls. Tim doesn’t throw them. Eric got so little action that, during one game, his girlfriend was forced to tweet something along the lines of “Throw the damn ball!” (Sing it, sister!) Now the trades went down. Tim’s gone from Eric’s team; Peyton’s on it. Peyton is AWESOME at throwing balls. You following?

More playing time for Eric Decker means more camera time for Eric Decker. More opportunity for him to excel means an increased chance of more magazine spreads like this one from the November 2010 issue of GQ:

WE WIN!! WE WIN!!