Swoonworthy

As if there aren’t enough reasons to celebrate Channing Tatum — No. 1 movies, the impending greatest male-stripper flick in the history of cinema — he’s turning 32 today! Cheers to years more of shirtlessness!

32 Pics of Channing Tatum Shirtless:

I’m still hyperventilating over this whole thing, but it couldn’t be more obvious what the next trailer for the stud-studded “Magic Mike” male-stripper flick needs to show:

1) MATT BOMER.

2) THONGS.

Even so … line forms behind me, biatches!

Watch the full “Magic Mike” trailer below:

“Ladies” — and gays — “start your engines!”

Tonight’s “ET” offered up a different, slightly longer sneak peek at male-stripper movie “Magic Mike” — now with 100 percent more Manganiello and Pettyfer! (If I have to watch this movie 7 seconds at a time, dagnabbit, I will!)

Watch the new clip below:
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Squeeing girls of the above screencaps, we hear you loud and clear!!!

FINALLY, the “Magic Mike” men are in motion, in the teaser trailer for the hotly awaited male-stripper flick (out June 29). The teaser teases us with just 16 sexy seconds, courtesy of “Entertainment Tonight” … but the great news is that we can catch star Channing Tatum and the rest of the guys in the full trailer on Wednesday’s “ET”!

Sample dialogue from Channing’s stripper character: “You don’t want to know what I have to do for twenties.”

YES!!! SHOW ME!!!

Watch the “Magic Mike” teaser trailer below:

The two latest stills released from “Magic Mike” … you thinking what I’m thinking?

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Our “Magic Mike” Countdown Clock (TM) has hit 100 days — holla!

The stud-studded male-stripper film from Nick Wechsler Productions is currently in post-production, and is due in theaters on June 29.

We know that there are people out there who are totally sweating the 100-day deadline — film editors, publicists, marketers, the guys who put together film credits — but we are not those people. Sweat is involved, yes, but for an entirely different reason.

We CANNOT wait to see Channing Tatum, Joe Manganiello, Matthew McConaughey, Alex Pettyfer, Matt Bomer and WHOEVER ELSE YOU GOT on the big screen, as nekkid as possible. You film editors — the ones who have to inspect the film meticulously frame by frame over and over — might not realize it at the moment, but you are the luckiest people on earth (well, the second luckiest after whoever got to cover Joe M. in gold for the flick! Gawd!).

Good luck to the entire crew putting the finishing touches on what promises to be The Citizen Kane of Male Stripper Movies! The fans are with you, sitting on your shoulder and whispering softly to you, guiding you to cut plot and dialogue instead of a single frame of flesh.

Bless you all!

Related:

Joe Manganiello Planning Magic Mike-Themed Bachelor Party for Engaged Costar Alex Pettyfer? (E! Online)