BREAKING! Tom Brady Cuts Hair … Grows Crotch Cam

Tom Brady
Via Celebuzz!

STOP THE PRESSES! JUST STOP THE DAMNED PRESSES!

Tom Brady’s long-longed-for haircut is totally enough to freak us out (in a good way!) … and then the New England Patriots quarterback goes and grows a camera coming out of his crotch. Our minds are reeling!

Thus, we are forced to file these pics under the previously unheard-of pairing of both “Holla!” and “WTF?” And we are so gobsmacked, we need to use the word “gobsmacked”! He’s got us using British slang, people! We don’t even know if we’re using it right!

Nothing is ever smooth with this guy, is it?

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