BREAKING! Tom Brady Cuts Hair … Grows Crotch Cam

16 Jun

STOP THE PRESSES! JUST STOP THE DAMNED PRESSES!

Tom Brady’s long-longed-for haircut is totally enough to freak us out (in a good way!) … and then the New England Patriots quarterback goes and grows a camera coming out of his crotch. Our minds are reeling!

Thus, we are forced to file these pics under the previously unheard-of pairing of both “Holla!” and “WTF?” And we are so gobsmacked, we need to use the word “gobsmacked”! He’s got us using British slang, people! We don’t even know if we’re using it right!

Nothing is ever smooth with this guy, is it?

More pics: Tom Brady Films a Commercial for UGG Boots With His Dog

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Tom Brady’s Crotch Shots | CityRag ** - 17. Jun, 2011
[...] Tom Brady’s crotch almost made us overlook the fact that the New England Patriots quarterback finally cut his crappy hair! We almost didn’t notice the adorbz dog, too — but then we totally did! Wheeeeeee! [...]