21 Hunks of Cake

In honor of new dad* Orlando Bloom’s 34th birthday today, we’re serving up cakes — lots of cakes, each featuring a different hot celebrity man. ‘Cause one of the only things better than a hot guy is cake (the other is booze). Bon appetit!

* We at Swoonworthy HQ sincerely hope that Jennifer, the recipient of the cake above, has not been crushed by the fatherhood development … like we have.

See also:

Celebrating Ian Somerhalder’s Youth
24 Foxy Orlando Bloom Photos
I Love You, Ewan McGregor