Swoonworthy

Fashion designers Dolce & Gabbana have been indicted on charges of tax evasion in Italy. Maybe the Italian tax authorities are Matthew McConaughey fans. Whatevs. I don’t have all the facts and the story has math in it, so I’m not even pretending I know what the hell is going on. But I *do* know that Dolce & Gabbana are heroes to us and others of our kind, which should be taken into account when considering penalties. Free D&G! Some evidence:

And don’t forget the super-hot video of Italian swimmers prepping for their shoot:

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Birthday greetings to lovely actor Gael Garcia Bernal, who turns 32 today!

Also Swoonworthy:
Franco Nero
Gaspard Ulliel
Santi Waine Tuler

We’re hoping this actor is rocking this style for a role … click the image to see who it is!

Ready to guess again?
Guess Who’s Wearing Pink Underpants?
Guess Who’s Rocking Rock-Hard Abs?

Who knew that the “Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show” wouldn’t be a complete waste of time? Catch a little bit of eye candy tomorrow at 10pm ET on CBS. Just don’t mind the statuesque pretty ladies with the crazy get-ups blocking all the real action.

See also:
Gabriel Aubry Shirtless in Bed
D&G’s Matthew McConaughey Fail
Jared Leto Strikes a Pretty Pose at 18

The great, underrated Ed Harris (“Apollo 13,” “Pollock”) turned 60 yesterday. This photo was obviously taken a good while ago; click the image to see a more recent photo of the actor. Cheers, Ed!

Also Swoonworthy:
Kelly Slater
Ryan Reynolds
Robert Downey Jr.

Tom Brady now (top) and then (sigh)

Tom Brady, I hate to even say this, but I know you’ll take this like the champ you obviously are: I really, really like long hair. I just don’t like it on you.

Now, all of this nasty hair plug chatter, I want no part of. That’s your business. You might then argue that your hair is your business. Which is not true. Your hair is my business, ’cause my business is to swoon all your over @ss. I can’t do my job unless you help me do my job. Help me, Tom. Help me.

I know you don’t particularly care that I — and, at last count, some 50 Facebook pages — don’t care for your hair, ’cause, well, SHE obviously likes it. But Tom, she keeps jetting around the globe (with your adorbs baby) and frankly, she’s so stunning I’m not sure she ever stops looking at her own reflection long enough to reflect properly on you.

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