Monthly Archives: June 2010

Swoonworthy's Elite Eight of World Cup 2010

OK, OK, we’ll stop mourning the World Cup hotties that incompetent refereeing, the lack of goal-line technology and actual match results (!) have sent home. As we enter the quarterfinals on Friday, it’s time celebrate the best of the rest! Eight countries are still in it to win it, with 23 men per team. We’ve done the hard work and determined the absolute sexiest guy on each of the eight squads — with apologies to the especially deep benches of Spain, the Netherlands and Germany.

Without further ado, here’s Swoonworthy’s Elite Eight of World Cup 201o:

Argentina: Gonzalo Higuaín, forward

Brazil: Ricardo Kaká, midfielder

Germany: Piotr Trochowski, midfielder

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The Links of Love

Skarsgard: ‘I Love Being Naked’
‘The Gates': It’s Gettin’ Hot in Here
Rob Lowe To Write Tell-All Memoir
Jake Gyllenhaal’s Unabomber Look
‘Ed Westwick Is Deliciously Furry’ Pix
Gordon Ramsay Hits the (Nude) Beach
Dominic Cooper Joins ‘Captain America’
Patrick Flueger Shirtless in ‘Scoundrels’
I’m Buying Whatever This Guy’s Selling
Jude and Sienna Are Out on the Town
David Beckham Looking Nice in Nice
Ryan Phillippe Hangs With the Kids
James Franco Funny or Die Video
Some Cool Shots of Nate Jensen

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Ronal-d'oh! 51 Shirtless Cristiano Pics Make It All OK

Sorry, ladies! Arguably the hottest man in the World Cup — heck, maybe even in the world — is now among the hordes of hotties heading home. Farewell, Portugal’s Cristiano Ronaldo. But you know what that means? Crissy’s hitting the beach, bitches! Expect even more shirtless, swimsuit and underwear pics like these very, very soon:

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Related posts:

The Knockouts of the World Cup Knockout Round
Cristiano Ronaldo Shoots, He Scores! (At Least for Armani)
Swoonworthy’s World Cup Starting 11 (All-Nations Edition)

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Who Doesn't Like the Beach? 'Hawaii Five-O' Looks Hot

Yes, we have a soft spot for the classic Jack Lord “Hawaii Five-O” TV series — especially James MacArthur and his baby blues as Danno — but it looks as if CBS has done us right in updating the cast to satisfy our modern-day tastes for its new fall show. Hellooooo, Alex O’Loughlin (Detective Steve McGarrett)! Nice to see you, Daniel Dae Kim (as Chin Ho) and Scott Caan (as Danno)! And welcome back, our favorite Buffy bad boy James Marsters (as a bad boy)!

VIa Just Jared!

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The Firefighters of 'Rescue Me' Are Simply S-s-smokin'

I’ll spare you the “they can rescue me anytime” puns and BS and cut right to the action: “Uncle Franco’s got a LOT of muscles.” Yes, indeed.

Rescue Me” returns to FX for a new season Tuesday at 10pm. Please set your DVRs and capture some of the hot action for me in screencaps.

On the jump, more sexy shots of firefighting hunks Daniel Sunjata, Michael Lombardi, Larenz Tate, Steven Pasquale and Denis Leary!

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