20 Ridiculously Handsome Photos of Armie Hammer

1. Blue steel on a blue sofa.

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The handsome Armie Hammer spreads out all 6 feet 5 inches of himself in a pose so seductive that I don’t even mind that he’s way, WAY overdressed. Quite the contrary: I want to glide all the way up that crisp crease on his slacks. And that belt will make me a fetching headband.

2. Profile in hotness.

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Classic, cool and so lacking in imperfections you almost agree with the crazy lady who tried to stab him during sex because he needed a scar. Almost.

3. Get out of the pool and into my bed.

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A hot torso tease with just the right amount of chest hair in just the right spots. Sigh. I would like to start the bidding for the next photos in this series at $500.

4. Under-exposed works, too.

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It’s a good thing parts of this sexy pic are obscured; if the entire thing were as clear as his piercing blue eyes (or is it eye?), my ovaries would need a hiding spot of their own.

5. You looking at me?

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Wait — are you looking at me? Omigod, you are! ::blush::

6. WTF and I Don’t Care

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There is so much WTF-ery going on in this screencap from “Mirror Mirror” that I need to focus on just one thing: The fact that those white linen pants look a little wrinkled there, Armie… I’d be happy to iron them. OVERJOYED. (I hate ironing.)

7. Sweatshirt, jeans and genes.

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All this handsome and he’s not even trying.

8. Nope, not trying here either.

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[Insert ridiculous, over-the-top horse-riding innuendo here.]

9. Just add dog.

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Hey, who isn’t a sucker for hotties with puppies?

10. Natural beauty.

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I WOULD CLIMB HIM LIKE A TREE.

11. Ackajdjagjkaklaljkdafljzsejf

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Gajadaajkadklamrlemaalkdajlwjafkaldfadioaguleqaadfklaiopierqwmnvjapdmfdaoipdaiadargh!

12. You charming mofo, you.

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Someday my prince will come… I’ll stop there.

13. Casual sexy

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Black and white and STUD all over!

14. Just add… frog?

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At least I think that’s a frog on his knee. Confession: I can’t really care about amphibians when Armie’s hoodie is unzipped like that.

15. Woman? What woman?

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No, I can’t figure out what’s going on in this picture, either. Because man nip.

16. Oh, that woman.

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Somehow I’m able to only see Armie’s back muscles and strong arms when looking at this smoking image. My mind is a fantastic Photoshop machine!

17. Young lust.

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Aw, yes, young Armie, I’d love a song. And a beer. And for you to do the dishes.

18. The Bone Ranger

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That’s so the p0rn name for “The Lone Ranger,” come on!

19. Baring his… teeth.

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He has smiled in, like, 0.001 percent of these images. It was time. (Nice watch.)

20. THE ULTIMATE

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Armie doesn’t always wear a uniform while posing with a dog in a classy setting — but when he does, it’s AMAZING.

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