“The Bachelorette” Season 9 is upon us! Pretty and likable Desiree Hartsock, fresh from Sean Lowe heartbreak, will chose her husband (theoretically) from 25 eligible (also theoretical) men. We can’t wait for Monday’s season premiere and look forward to getting to know more about these guys as does Des, while also enjoying them in various forms of undress.
And, just like the Bachelors and Bachelorettes do before every Rose Ceremony, We’ve taken some serious alone time to ponder the contestant’s pictures (here and here), and have carefully chosen our Top 10. Yes, these are admittedly shallow picks, based on looks and not much else. So, no, we didn’t pick these guys for the RIGHT REASONS and we definitely made no deep connections… just like 99% of the contestants on these shows!
Listen, we don’t know if Des will like these guys and we don’t even know if we’ll like them as the season progresses; this is just a list of the ones that we’ve enjoyed looking at initially — in still pictures, anyway. We’re sure some of these guys will do/have done something stupid or even awful to make us bang our heads on our desks for including them here, but in the meantime — gentlemen, will you accept this rose?
In no particular order, Desiree’s Top 10 Most Desirable Bachelors:



































































